theurbanpanda said: Do what donnie darko did

S C R E AM I N G I DID NOT ASK FOR FRANK

in which sarah continues to upset me

• sarah: I shall bring the wine
• just promise you'll be thre
• me: oh i will
• if there;s a wine there s a way
• sarah: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
• ok I'm gonna get that tattoo
• on my throat
• because that's the wine hatch
• me: oh my mGOD

one of my favorite things about sarah is that when she laughs at something that she thinks is REALLY FUNNY, she will throw her head back and laugh

and i think it looks like those pictures of women laughing alone with salad

but she calls it her muppet laugh

so i logged on to skype and

s a r a h oh my gOD

theurbanpanda asked:
Name 2 things you like about yourself, then pass it on to the first 10 people on your dash. #TeamSelfEsteem <3

i like my eyelashes and my butt UvU

PARKS AND REC

PARKS AND REC HOLY SHIT

I AMA  SOBBING MESS RIGHT NOW OMFG LHJRFBOUSDPHFDS

SCREAMS

IF ANYONE WANTS A LINK TO WATCH LET ME KNOW OMG

last night at statesville UvU

Rule 1: Post the rules

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make eleven new ones

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them in your post

Rule 4: Let them know they’ve been tagged

1. Favourite author?

• john green

2. 5 things you associate with the colour blue

• tumblr (ha), ocean, sky, thursday, jeans

3. Who was your best friend in when you were young and what were they like?

• i had a lot of best friends when i was a kid (and i still do!) but my first best friend was my next door neighbor, adam, and we liked to play power rangers and circus and pokemon and traded crazy bones and he was really silly and sweet (i had a crush on him l o l) he had a black poodle named oscar and he moved to ohio around 2nd or 3rd grade i think?? we found each other on facebook a couple years ago but we don’t really talk much. his sister is married now!! she used to babysit me UuU

4. When’s your birthday?

• july 8!

5. Favourite fandom? 

• i have a love/hate relationship with p much every fandom i’m in but i surprisingly couldn’t think of anything negative to say about the parks and rec fandom?? so i think i’ll go with that

6. How do you cheer yourself up when you’re down?

• talk to people, reread parts of my favorite books, shoujo anime

7. Dr Pepper, Yay or Nay?

• would anyone kill me if i said that i’ve never had dr pepper before

8. Dogs or Cats? Explain 

• i love both and i’ve had both as pets before but i like dogs slightly better than cats…maybe because my cat hated me (i was a kid when we had him, lol)

9. Favourite thing about yourself

• i think i’m an interesting person?? uhh…hahaha. i can sympathize easily with others and some of my friends have told me that i give good advice? i don’t know…

10. Least favourite thing about yourself

• the fact that i’m not as outgoing/as much of a leader as i’d like to be

11. Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?

• i can give you vague directions to the one i live by lol i’ve only been there once but it’s by the mall…..

my questions!

• what’s your favorite day of the week and why?
• what’s your most played song on itunes/spotify/etc?
• describe an embarrassing moment in your life
• what’s your favorite cereal?
• who in your family are you closest to?
• were you in any clubs in high school?
• what’s something that makes you ugly laugh every time?
• who does your favorite butt belong to?
• what’s your favorite place to go out to eat?
• what scent/perfume/cologne do you usually wear?
• what was your favorite book as a kid?

and i’m gonna tag sarah, mandy, stephanie, joanne, mallory, bethany, tara, kate, michelle, jordan, and taryn! but only do it if u want to UuU

u know wat i want

2 go shopping at old orchard

theurbanpanda asked:
eyes & stomach

eyes: nine celebrity crushes. (U WOULD SARAH)

• lee pace
• kwon jiyong
• ryan gosling
• james franco
• iwan rheon
• tyler posey
• david tennant
• zhang yixing
• and everyone else in exo all of them don’t make me choose

stomach: three comfort foods.

• popcorn
• tater tots
• those sugar cookies with the frosting on them we had at my birthday party

theurbanpanda asked:
10,13, FORTY THREE OMG

LMAO I JUST DELETED THAT POST BC NO ONE WAS ASKING ME QUESTIONS FROM IT ok hold on let me find it and copy and paste the questions……

10. What is the last beverage you had?

chocolate milk! or water. one of those. that’s like all i drink lmao

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

i have to pet-sit for my neighbor! lmao. but earlier in the day i’m going to the field museum with tree!!

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

A L W A Y S like omg here is a specific instance once when mike and i were dating i spilled guacamole on the crotch of my pants and it was at streets and my shirt wasn’t long enough to cover it up so it was just s o em b a r  r a s sing omfg weep shit like that happens to me ALL THE TIME

• Rule 1: Post the rules.
• Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.
• Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post.
• Rule 4: Let them know when you have tagged them.

1. Color of your undergarments!

green!

2. If you had to choose one exercise to do everyday for the rest of your life, choose between running, biking, swimming.

biking! i bike almost every day anyway, so it wouldn’t be too hard…

3. If you had a spouse and you two grew up to be 70, then somebody had to die first, either you or your spouse, who would you choose? (There’d be a 10 year interval between your deaths, dun dun dun)

i would rather live longer…because if i love that person that much for so long, i wouldn’t want them to go through the pain of losing me, i’d rather endure it instead :/ plus, only 70? i’d still have a good 10-15 years left in me!

4. Day or Night?

night, for nightblogging.

5. If I happen to be your next door neighbor, would you go and eat some ice cream with me? (I like strawberry sundaes :3)

absolutely!! there’s a dairy queen like a five-minute walk away and i go there all the time with my other neighbors, so…UvU

6. Favorite genre of movie?

oh god i don’t know…i like the movies i like, i hate the movies i hate…i will cautiously say dramedies, though?? does that count?

7. Name your three favorite foods! (Think carefully!)

pizza, chop suey, mostaccioli

8. Now from those three, name two foods that you can live WITHOUT EATING FOREVER! (Muhahaha)

nO OMG….i…i guess i would have to give up chop suey and mostaccioli. i don’t eat them all too often anyways and i’m such a picky eater that whenever i go to a restaurant without much food that i like, pizza is my go-to meal, so i kind of…need it…

9. Short term and long term goals?

i don’t know how short short term is but i would like to become a lot more outgoing and do well in all my classes (hopefully get straight A’s again!!) and maybe…find…..a beau……..i’m lonely w/e as for LONG TERM i would like to graduate with my master’s and maybe teach english overseas or travel for a little while, and do some fun stuff before i settle down and start a family in my late 20s/early 30s….idk…..i just want to have fun and be happy….

10. Dream job?

i would love to be a travel writer….

11. A question you wish I asked you? Now you can go answer it :)

i wish u asked how tired i am on a scale of 1-10 bc i am at a 7 heading steadily towards 8 :’))) weeps it’s only 4 pm…

aaand here are some questions i randomly came up w/:

1. on a scale of 1-13 how much do you hate when your pet farts
2. what is ur desktop wallpaper
3. what posters are on the walls of your room
4. do you ever read books when you go poo
5. do you own a pillow pet and if yes, then what animal is it
6. when was the last time you wore a burger king crown
7. what is the weirdest thing you own
8. if you wear nail polish, do you ever just glance down at your hand and think your fingernails are m&ms and get really hungry? because that’s happened to me…many times…
9. do you have a secret sideblog for porn (don’t lie)
10. what is the weirdest dare you’ve ever gotten/gave in truth or dare
11. what is the last vhs tape you remember buying

i wasn’t gonna tag anyone but i think i have some pretty fun questions, so screw that, i’m taggin u kids:

mandy, mallory, grace, sarah, drake, steven, bethany, jordan, kate, michelle, taryn, and whoever else wants to do it because these are some A+ questions right here yo!!!!!!