whispertranquility:

Ryan Gosling, 12 years old.

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u-ok:

coletureconcept:

eviesrealitychangesdaily:

scaryoswim:

so cole sprouse is on tumblr

what if he finds the mr moseby fandom

guys what if cole sprouse STARTED the mr. moseby fandom. 

god damnit you guys figured it out

FUCK

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MEANWHILE

WINSTON IS SINGING DEFYING GRAVITY IN THE CAR

THE CAR THAT SCHMIDT AND CECE ARE TRAPPED IN

N A K E D

thesleepytiger:

Target now has a flawless plan for helping lonely single people meet.

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florean:

#hey look it’s valerie

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fleecefoxes:

“i feel a million bucks” i say to you. you assume ive made a typo, but in reality ive spent the past 15 years of my life systematically feeling every male deer in the world. their hooves are so strong, and their fur so soft. 

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whatthefinnick:

My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.

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scarvenrottingcorpse:

iamtonysexual:

i nEED TO STOP

THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN THE SKULL TRUMPET ONE

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• debate mediator: okay, on to the next topi--
• mitt romney: no i have to respond.
• debate mediator: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Thank god the new iPhone takes panoramic pictures.

I can finally send dick pics.

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