THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE
why dont we call douchey rich people upperclassholes
We do now
oh yeah anyway i like that first cure valerie slogan bc it makes me think of how togami thinks about himself
“the genius that hates u all”
i swear i thought he was hiring lingo for sexual services for half a second right there this is better
i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
HORSES ARE SO WEIRD THEY ARE LITERALLY THE WEIRDEST ANIMALS EVER OH MY GOD THEY RUN AROUND ON THEIR FINGERNAILS
So I’ve been thinking a lot about how in the universe of Elementary the Sherlock Holmes stories don’t exist. Because this is real Sherlock Holmes so there’s no fictional Sherlock Holmes. Which like whatever. But then it’s like whoa think about the impact that has. Think about the how difference the tropes in detective fiction are? The tropes in procedurals? Kit pointed out that Holmes stories had a lot of impact on the development of Batman so like MAYBE THERE’S NO BATMAN???
And then my best friend pointed out the greatest point of all, nobody in this universe says “no shit sherlock”. It doesn’t exist as a phrase.