iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

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tsundere-and-lightning:

gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it

(Source: fuckyoutubers, via transparent-buns)

neverexplore:

Someone’s gonna get fired.

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powerburial:

things to remember:

• nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
• because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable

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• Interviewer: True or false… pre-Vampire Weekend, some of you were members of comedy rap band 'L’Homme Run'.
• Ezra: False. pre-Vampire Weekend, some of us were members in serious rap band 'L’Homme Run'

yen-sama:

guceubcuesu:

Should’ve stuck to the status quo 

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irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

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mindykaling: So this happened

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citymod:

do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?

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captorquest:

one time in freshman year my biology teacher was teaching us about chromosomal disorders and apparently some women can have three X chromosomes and she went to go look up some pictures of what some women afflicted with this condition look like. unfortunately my teacher typed in “XXX females” and that worked about just as well as you’d expect

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