i’d dress nicer but i dont have the money or body

(Source: ohhowardyoucrackmeup, via dayinjuly)

actionfighter:

no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet

(Source: weirdalfan, via sonicscrewdriveme)

wckrspgt:

reasons i should be your friend:

• my hands are soft i think because people tell me
• i probably have a soft face too
• i am willing to play with your hair platonically
• whenever i eat french fries you can have some
• YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU CAN JUST TAKE A FRENCH FRY OR TWO
• not all the french fries though

(via chibicky)

shavingryansprivates:

i hope u guys realize my “attractiveness” is the result of me literally taking thousands of selfies and only using the very select few that make me look good

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via karkizzle)

shavingryansprivates:

*lays down to take a nap*

*wakes up 8 hours later pissed off and confused*

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via haruhisuzumiya)

sometimelow:

do you ever just wake up and go “nope” and roll over and go back to sleep

(via strawberryswisher)

blackbruise:

I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. But then you’ll get tired of me.

(Source: weeeenhi, via sengokus)

rampaiger:

#or not until march #whichever

(via malloryarchives)

beyoncesnowles:

exercise? *exersighs*

(Source: circumcisions, via siinon)

homuracide:

*slips and falls* are you Seduced

(Source: nintendoki, via karkizzle)

chaystar:

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

(via karkizzle)

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

(Source: caonii, via mandysaurus)

jpgbert:

me awareness month (please pay attention to me i’m so lonely) 

(Source: buckcluck, via ileftthisblog)

(Source: ashagreyjoyed, via hellmonks)

acutelesbian:

I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking. 

(via hermaynee)