poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

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princess-fluffybutt:

sassyhiddles:

grimdarkcarnival:

missingdinosaur:

methroid:

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

Omg I can’t

As a guy I second this.

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gangbangs:

perfect blogs dont exi-

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tastefullyoffensive:

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And I’m like “You’re an award-winning star author, man. You should be like ‘HEY!’”

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“I don’t care that you have a dick-a gap between your teeth” What? 

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Pleasantville (1998)

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highesthill:

If I saw this on the highway, I would have to pull over and cry because I would be laughing so hard.

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

looz-y:

#AND THEN THERES SHANG

ALADDIN’S REACTION TO SHANG, THO

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yuis-musings:

Welcome to the infamous “Fry Parties” of Japan

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“what the everloving fuuuuuuuuuck” i whisper as i stalk my coworkers’ facebooks

cobbledstories:

fearof-theunknown:

Evidence of time travel in Chinese tomb?

In December 2008, Chinese archaeologists allegedly removed the opening of a giant coffin within what was believed to be an undisturbed, 400-year old Si Qing tomb in Shangsi County.

As they removed the soil around the coffin, however, they were shocked and amazed to find this:

A small piece of metal shaped like a watch, with the time frozen at 10:06.

“Swiss” was engraved on the back.

what the

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New Girl 2x15 Promo “Cooler” (x)

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every-body-lives:

rose-9-10:

captkylej:

hopeyouhateit:

I HAD TO MAKE A GIF BECAUSE I COULDN’T FIND ONE
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THIS
I JUST

You now realize that the reason that the angels didn’t get her here is because THE CAMERA COUNTED AS SOMEONE WATCHING THEM.

And the only time the angels moved was when sally blocked them from the view of the camera

This episode breaks the fourth wall in more ways than one.  This shows that even the audience can be part of a Doctor Who episode.  Whovians, you’ve always wanted to be in an episode.  ”Blink” was the first.  You also hear the Doctor talking to you about the statues.  The “Don’t Blink” speech we know by heart.  And…what about the angel in the window?  If Sally wasn’t looking at that one, then why didn’t it move?

Because we were watching it.

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